The founder of IKEA, Ingvar Kamprad, was so frugal that he would regularly pocket salt and pepper packets at restaurants, reuse teabags, and drove a 1993 Volvo. He was worth $58.7 billion at the time of his death.
After an accident that left you in hospital for several days, you finally arrive home to be greeted by the monster under your bed, the monster in your closet, the monster in the basement, and the monster from the attic, who have all been very worried about you ever since they heard what happened.
Paladin™: when you’re kinda feeling cleric but also want to Stab
Sorcerer™: when you wanna be a caster but you don’t wanna be a nerd
Bard™: when you’ve never made a decision in your life and you don’t intend to start now
Warlock™: when you’re not quite ready to admit you’re into cryptids like that
Druid™: when honestly you’d rather be on the floor petting the DM’s cat but they made you play and this is the next best thing you guess
Fighter™: when all the weird puzzle shit bores the snot out of you and you’d rather stack dice til the fighting part gets here
Rogue™: when you’ve never solved a problem in your life, and in fact have caused many, and you’re just fine with that honestly
Rangers™: When you want to stab things but like from far away
Rangers™ the 2nd: when all you really want is to ride a friggin’ Tiger into battle.
Some British WWII revolvers
Enfield No2Mk1 1937
Webley Mark IV “War Finish” dated 1944
Smith & Wesson Model 10 or “Victory” revolver in .38 S&W.

